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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 9, 2005 16:36:43 GMT -5
I'm Sunflash the Axe, son of Sunflash The mace, I've inherited his looks, strangth, brains, and kingdom! If anyone feels they can beat me in a battle of bragging then step forward!  |
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 9, 2005 22:46:36 GMT -5
"Well your gonna haved to better then that becuse me ain't afarid of that matey!"
Ezoz~
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 10, 2005 0:27:13 GMT -5
I was born on the top of Salamandastron in a blinkin' typhoon by the peel of lightnin'. I was raised in battle, killed vermin till it became second nature, stood and counqoured many vermin armys ten times the size of my small regiment, I'm Sunflash The Axe and I challenge you to a duel of bragging! do your worst!
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 10, 2005 15:01:05 GMT -5
Well, Well! Who do we have here! Don't you need to go and wash some greasy pans! Or do you need to go water the flowers! Cuss me been out and in alot more theen that matey! Just try to shut your big old mouth for once! Why, it looks like you just swallowed twenty apples, and a jug of wine mate! No wonder you so fat! I don't know how you even carrey a jolley old sword wot! Now geet out of my site you rotten old bag of apples! Haha, hehehe! And thats not even half of what i got in store for you matey!
(No hard fellings! Just a game!)
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 10, 2005 20:30:05 GMT -5
Rotten apple bag my foot! have you noticed the way your bottom waddles when you walk? like to rotten apples in a sack!  and fat! ha! it's mussle! can't say the same as you! I've seen hares ten score sizes smaller and yet they all eat twenty score the amount you have! is this the best you can do? ya great word wolloper? have you been practiceing with the vermin? hee hee hee! your just a sack of leftover mush! (no hard feelings in the least mate!) |
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 12, 2005 16:43:32 GMT -5
"Wow mate! You back already? Ha! i hope you got those pans nice and clean! Me wish i could do it that fass...well wait a tick! Haha me don't do no greasey pans! Haha. O you have! Why you have no ider what i've been through! Mmmm...let me think. Why i don't know were to start!! I've been through, cold and sunless, hot witt the sun looekin down on me, snow storms, just right flat rainey, i've been through mountains, and mountains, why, i've even had to dig a hole about ten times wider then the mountain me and ma freind crossed!
It took me days mate! If that dose not please you then...this will!"
The hegehog pulled his fist back...he let the force down hard on the barger. "whoo! How do eh loike that mate!" He walked off, rumblin," sack of mush! Ha!"
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Post by Basil Stag Referee on Jan 13, 2005 23:46:42 GMT -5
Bad form wot wot! no strikin' another blinkin' competitor!
that would be 2 bolly candied chestnuts and anything else you might spiffin well have withe you wot wot!
And seeing as you have walked out of the arena I take it as your giving up to this lug of badger, do you agree?
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 13, 2005 23:55:33 GMT -5
He walked off, rumblin," sack of mush! Ha!" wait just'a tick you welp! you think your so 'igh an' mighty eh? well if I punched you you'd be on Sampetra by now! want me to try? I could have you washing pots an' pans the rest of your likkle life! so you think diggen thru a mountains good? well I've carved out the center of'a mountain! and I could carve out the center of you! Be careful not to poke yourself with your own spikes! |
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 14, 2005 14:33:57 GMT -5
"Ha! Thats a funny one eh mate! Well, You craved a blinkin hole in de center of e' mountin! Haha! Well, why did'nt ya try ta go over it, you know climb it, did that ever get into your fat hed! Hahaha! Don't be worrying bout me spikes! They won't carve me out...They'l carve out you matey'o! You can just try ta punch me mate! you ain't gonna get anywere by doin that! Me got
muscles like no other, why go on, just try! You'v got a hallow head, thin sword and no brain! Ha, you no match for me mate!"
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 14, 2005 20:55:12 GMT -5
incase ye havn't noticed this is a battle axe!
and climb the mountain yourself! I carved it because it's my fortress and you dug a hole ten times the size of a mountain for what? probably hidein' from the virmin that was chasin' ye! hehehehehehe! your such a scardy cat your own mouth t'would scare the livin' daylights out o' you!
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 12:33:47 GMT -5
"Why, we craved that blinkin hole for a reason mate!
Ha! Sure did make me in my crew alot richer! Neow, that axe of yours ha! That thing don't scare me matey! Why, i bet it can't even cut therw a little dibuns doll! And for those rats in all, i'v seen more din your gonna see in your life!
And what, you ten? twelve season old! Cus you sure do fight, talk and walk like one! O! Here comes me crew right now matey! Hello chaps! Come and join us! And for you mista fatty, i think you should keep your mouth
closed! Me crews better then any!"
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 15, 2005 12:43:22 GMT -5
"I knew it! your just'a lug of a coward, that you are!
I'll wager you hide behind all these fine fighters! come on boys lets go have a feast due to you all joinin' the Long Patrol!" A cheer arose from the small band as they all ran for the mountain "not you Ezoz! or what ever your name is, you should keep your mouth shut!" the Badger turned and started runing for the petty group of mice warriors "last one there's a rotten scone!" he started gaining on them intil he was finaly in the front
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 12:50:49 GMT -5
"Come boys! We got better things ta do! Those oll chaps will get what they dazerv!!" They all crowded around the hegehog. Once he was done talkin they all shouted EZOZ! And ran off, to do the duteys there leader had gave them." Haha! no more chantin and yapin! Its war matey!"
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 15, 2005 13:02:31 GMT -5
"fine then, be that way! Salamandastron hares, prepare for battle!!!!!!!!!!" the sound of a war horn could be heard over everything else. War had begun!
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 14:51:40 GMT -5
"Ha!" Ezoz yelled. " We are from the great and out standing, undafeted BLUE WALL!! Far beyond the sea, the great sand desrets, woods! We are from the woods called ireland! No one has...and no...one...will defeat! Vean! Call me troops!
Now. If you want to try and over come, three hunderd of me troops you go ahead and try mate! That three hunderd is not even half of what i got in my blue wall! Me blue wall his big and strong. Me hegehogs are to, they are young, and can march twentey times beter then yours! We are the blue vamuns of BLUE WALL! Were only hegehogs dwell!" With that, over three hunderd big and small hegehogs with bright blue vests came form there hiding places." i think that will teach you not to insult me once more! Peace? Or !" The young hegehog yelled.
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 14:53:35 GMT -5
(You can join me site i've been working on for a while!
Kinda inresting huh)
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 15:04:05 GMT -5
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 15, 2005 15:34:00 GMT -5
"I don't make deals with vermin!  " "My Hares will slaughter all your pritty little hogs in pritty little vests!" instantly over 1000 Hares poured out of Salamandastron and lined up behind Sunflash, his eyes turned red with blood rath. "Surrender vermin, 'cause it might be the last thing you ever do!" |
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 15, 2005 15:35:23 GMT -5
(I looked at you site! it's spiffen! I'm joining!
I censored the word C O O L so it would change to Spiffen!)
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 15:42:41 GMT -5
"No! We ain't vermin! Wes did not know who you were!
Are you friernds? Or foes! Cus if you are, then we are! we only fight vermin! If you are not!! Then me can pull out me horn! This can warn me bluewall, from far away!
...Friernd...or foe?"
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 15, 2005 15:59:52 GMT -5
"why bless you likkle heart mate" "we's friends if you are!" continued the Badger Lord as his eyes went from bloodrath red to normal white "but first you must admit that I'm the better bragger
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 16:37:59 GMT -5
"Ahh...well, if you friends then...ok ok you win, for now mate!"
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Post by Basil Stag Referee on Jan 15, 2005 17:16:29 GMT -5
Does that mean your jolly forfeitin'?
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 17:23:18 GMT -5
"Only if you do!"
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 15, 2005 17:25:12 GMT -5
"ok I'll forfeit, but you do it first"
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 17:36:17 GMT -5
"Ahh, we'll count three ticks huh? Then on the third tick we say it! got it!"
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Post by Sunflash The Axe on Jan 15, 2005 17:37:59 GMT -5
got it!
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 17:43:01 GMT -5
"Alright!" He walked up to the mosterest rabit. "You start!"
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Post by Basil Stag Referee on Jan 15, 2005 17:57:28 GMT -5
"start what, counting?"
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Post by Wonwill on Jan 15, 2005 19:44:12 GMT -5
"Why yes you silly!"
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and fat! ha! it's mussle! can't say the same as you! I've seen hares ten score sizes smaller and yet they all eat twenty score the amount you have! is this the best you can do? ya great word wolloper? have you been practiceing with the vermin?
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